Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 553
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Mad_Alien's page activity

Visits<b>CrazyConfusing</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 8:07pm<b>insanecutie</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 11:08am<b>tchatfield9413</b> - the 06/01/2014 at 2:15pm<b>chechen19</b> - the 03/31/2014 at 6:06am<b>alexmac222</b> - the 12/31/2013 at 7:04am<b>Magical_Guava</b> - the 12/15/2013 at 11:42am<b>grogers311</b> - the 12/14/2013 at 11:18pm<b>Broadway_Vayne</b> - the 08/19/2013 at 10:49pm<b>luminis12</b> - the 08/17/2013 at 5:36am<b>amberlou_2012</b> - the 05/23/2013 at 11:28pm<b>TechFire</b> - the 02/18/2012 at 9:02pm<b>caranina</b> - the 11/21/2011 at 6:25pm<b>DropBearHunter</b> - the 11/21/2011 at 1:52am<b>omar1995</b> - the 11/07/2011 at 1:32am<b>jakeshade11</b> - the 10/14/2011 at 6:50am<b>CaptainPickles72</b> - the 07/24/2011 at 4:27pm<b>0___0</b> - the 05/15/2011 at 2:33am<b>mongoose80</b> - the 05/14/2011 at 3:42pm

Mad_Alien's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.


You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of Mad_Alien's badges

Mad_Alien's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8519) - you deserved it (58476)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

FML's blog

  • Sidonie's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! In this week's edition, some pedalos, some kittens, a bunch of gypsy singers, some ponytails, a crooner, a house that looks like Hitler, a joke about George W. Bush's cocaine habit and a brilliant…

Thursday 19 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: