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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 444
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About MadMaddyson : I am U.N.S.C AI CTN 0452-9 or cortana If you prefer. you may know me, you may not. I like to spend my time in the head of my favorite caveman(John-117) as he blows things up and kills aliens. while I'm usually telling him were to go and hacking stuff, its really quite fun. Hmmm well its time for me to run, Halos to blow up, mad 100,000 year old AIs to kill and all that fun stuff. Bye!

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