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MadEgyptian
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 74
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise. I stood up, took a moment to soak up some sunlight, and then spent the next hour too scared to go make my morning coffee, after my mother loudly moaned, "Ah yeah, give it to me, Woody!" from down the hall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20647) - you deserved it (1464)

On 06/02/2012 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by huh (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)



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