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About MacdaddyMaddy : esa es la vida.
I'm Madison, black hair and blue eyes.
I'm Jason's Baby
& I've lost my damn mind.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
Friday 3 July 2015