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Macb3th
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 May 1960 (53 years)
  • Number of visits : 31
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Macb3th : Kevin enjoys being with friends, writing, laughing, and reading FML posts!

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Macb3th's favorite FMLs

Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML

#20630234
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39335) - you deserved it (3301)

On 04/29/2013 at 12:14pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding". This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML

#18095179
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20274) - you deserved it (2014)

On 10/28/2011 at 7:50am - misc - by -__- - Australia (Queensland)

Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML

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197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79772) - you deserved it (6010)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:09am - work - by olalala2382 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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