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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5162
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML

#115273
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21231) - you deserved it (46692)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by catfish - United States (Texas)

Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML

#93676
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84902) - you deserved it (7818)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
516 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244516) - you deserved it (82521)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

#43148
20 comments

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On 02/14/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Biggest Jerk (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

#2336
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9270) - you deserved it (51977)

On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37998) - you deserved it (8022)

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