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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4462
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, after class I was catting wit my teacer, a really cool and stylis old black guy . I tell im e reminds me of one of tose soul dudes from tose 70s movies, rigt down to te pimp-walk . He tells me e walks tat way because e was beaten for drinking out of te wrong fountain as a kid . FML

#115273
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21162) - you deserved it (46564)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by catfish - United States (Texas)

Today, My Mom Walked In On Me An My 2 Year Crush About To Have Sex . When She Saw Us She Said "oh I'll Just Wait Outside, I Know It Wont Be Long Anyway." FML

#93676
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82460) - you deserved it (7529)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Texas)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

#56665
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241575) - you deserved it (82260)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I FELL ASLEEP IN MAH DRIVER'S D CLASS, AND I WOKE UP IN A MIDDLE OF A DREAM LAUGHING. EVERYONE STARD AT ME. I FOUND OUT THAT THE TEACHER HAD JUST FINISHD TALKING ABOUT HIS VEGETATIVE NIECE WHO DIDN'T WEAR A SEAT BELT. FML

#43148
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15581) - you deserved it (34508)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Biggest Jerk (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was doing a striptease fir this guy over mah webcam. I was shaking mah ass while taking off mah panties, but when they fell to mah feet, I tripped over them and fell on mah ass.

#2336
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9235) - you deserved it (51832)

On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)

Today, my wife an I both have blond hair an blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37850) - you deserved it (7994)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version



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