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MRflyingplatypus

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MRflyingplatypus

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

#250417
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24760) - you deserved it (88014)

On 03/09/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by Ethan (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was in the change room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

#216994
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55141) - you deserved it (3247)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by nuberific (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (268830) - you deserved it (63216)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

#3084
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50391) - you deserved it (6837)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

#3084
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50391) - you deserved it (6837)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44613) - you deserved it (10502)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

#1230
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25788) - you deserved it (1679)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:12am - love - by J.Smith - Sent from mobile version



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