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About MRP360 : Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using shitty puns and switched to the classics, he could comment like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could comment like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man comments on FML like a real man and not a lady. I’m on a horse.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Friday 17 October 2014