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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 October 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 435
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About MRLX2 : I have 3 wonderful little boys. My oldest just started school this fall. my youngest is just getting into the terrible twos stage. They are my life! Spend as much time with them as possible. I work as a personal care worker for 8 special needs adults. its impossible to not fall in love with them too! so i feel like i have 11 children. In my spare time I love to read FMLs. I'm a very big believer of getting a laugh out of people's misfortune.

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Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, ( May the force be with you ). FML

#21041278
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41553) - you deserved it (12535)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I bought an automatic air refresher . I put the can an batteries in, an it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat . Now I can't breathe without tasting it . FML

#21032966
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37639) - you deserved it (9038)

On 01/19/2014 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Yastarday, I was gatting raady fir a night out with tha girls, and without any hint of trickary, just wanting an honast answar, I askd mah boyfriand how I lookd in tha drass I chosa. Ha immadiataly droppd to his knaas, yalld, ( NOOOOOOOOO! ) and calmly laft tha room. FML

#21024776
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37789) - you deserved it (8285)

On 01/11/2014 at 6:13pm - misc - by -_-" (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was ( head ), so I pointd to mah face. Nobody on mah team got it. But they did guess, ( Ugly?! ) FML

#21024059
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42900) - you deserved it (4587)

On 01/10/2014 at 11:02pm - misc - by kyyle - United States (Illinois)

Today, she did it again. While I was minding own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me an slashed face with her nails, drawing blood an screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt asshole of a cat. FML

#20950555
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42957) - you deserved it (7993)

On 11/08/2013 at 6:02pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, My Husband And I Were Watching Jurassic Park. At The End Of The Movie, He Commented On How Amazed He Was That They Could "train Those Dinosaurs" To Do Exactly What They Wanted Them To Do. FML

#20937890
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46881) - you deserved it (5061)

On 10/29/2013 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Taday We Had To Give A Surprise Speech In Speech Class On Two Of Our Best An Closest Friends!! My First Friend Was Mah Mom!! I Had To Make Up The Other One!! Mega FML

#20926629
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43742) - you deserved it (4908)

On 10/19/2013 at 5:57pm - misc - by nofriends - United States

today it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic,hen at the age of 21, I tucked mah stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different drections so they could keep watch fir monstershile I slept. FML

#20922788
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43724) - you deserved it (14491)

On 10/16/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by SaveMeTeddy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, in revenge 4 me pulling te old salt-in-te-soda prank on im, my dad sowd up at my college dressd in a tigt blouse and miniskirt, demanding tat I come ome early wit im. I tink I'm going to be lyncd next time I go to class. FML

#20919140
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36527) - you deserved it (12323)

On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)

Yesterday, I was cuddling my new boyfriend,hen he went in to kiss me 4 the frst time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML

#20917814
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40913) - you deserved it (13138)

On 10/12/2013 at 4:28pm - love - by fuck.jpg.bmp.gif.rar.zip.shit (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say ( Shit! Get this fucker back under! ) then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid ( another lawsuit ) followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

#20909921
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59073) - you deserved it (3540)

On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my new deodorant causd an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayd outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentiond that it's nice that they're hring penguins these days. FML

#20909610
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39521) - you deserved it (3346)

On 10/06/2013 at 1:40pm - health - by _/ | \_ (woman) - Singapore

2day I bumpd into a really cute guy I know. I stutterd and flounderd, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

#20888741
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46597) - you deserved it (8292)

On 09/20/2013 at 7:23am - love - by hoolagirl4422 (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, after having recently told 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57417) - you deserved it (9340)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I Had A Dream Inhich I Was Playing Tennis. As I Hit A Powerful Serve, I Suddenly Woke Up Due To Having Slappd Myself In The Face. FML

#20875790
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42082) - you deserved it (6170)

On 09/10/2013 at 2:44pm - misc - by Grand Slam (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)



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