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Today, my brother got a new saxophone. He thought a good way to break it in was to play it in my ear. Loudly. While I was sleeping. FML

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On 12/22/2013 at 4:56pm - misc - by blackcarnation - United States (Connecticut)

Today, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML

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On 10/05/2012 at 5:47am - work - by desperate (woman) - Malta

Today, I found out that being rhythmically challenged really really sucks. I was trying to dance around sexily for my girlfriend, and I was doing that one move where you thrust your pelvis forward, and swing you hand from side to side. I hit myself in the nuts. FML

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On 09/25/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Dumbfuck (man) - United States (Texas)



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