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MKflyy
  • Town/Country : Ann Arbor, United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 September 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 29242
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MKflyy : 16. Junior. Family means a lot. Loves suprises. Usually happy. Obsessive Texter. Doesn't need caffine. Has wonderful friends. Adores GLEE. Religiously goes to church, reads MLIA&FML&TFLN, and checks facebook. Suceeds in making most things awkward. Always in need of another friend.

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Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

#9101035
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26456) - you deserved it (3053)

On 03/15/2010 at 11:27am - love - by stunned (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

#9048258
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20023) - you deserved it (9266)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

#9040690
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32189) - you deserved it (14997)

On 03/13/2010 at 4:03am - love - by amber - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18296) - you deserved it (18473)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

#8801488
218 comments

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38696) - you deserved it (8816)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

#8663511
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10607) - you deserved it (23176)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28769) - you deserved it (3496)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

#8472938
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7858) - you deserved it (25850)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:58am - misc - by Rach (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46052) - you deserved it (7426)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML

#7415658
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8391) - you deserved it (55573)

On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

#7318001
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23709) - you deserved it (12193)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML

#7227808
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9288) - you deserved it (35801)

On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML

#7142367
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17353) - you deserved it (3094)

On 01/04/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by sore - Sent from mobile version

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

#6660964
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11779) - you deserved it (32672)

On 12/08/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by cookscatastrophy - United States (California)



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