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MJFG100
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 August 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 630
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17008) - you deserved it (1802)

On 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by Lucy (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML

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On 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by smarie09 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7972) - you deserved it (25189)

On 03/06/2010 at 12:14am - love - by mariah_1_11 (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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