About MGITSWFTC : I'm a guitarist, aspiring recording engineer, audiophile, classical enthusiast, general music fanatic, concert junkie, chess player, lax bro, and movie lover. My favorite bands are Led Zeppelin, Modest Mouse, Caravan of Thieves, Rodrigo y Gabriela, and Gogol Bordello. That's really about it for me. Have a superb day!
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by Gross... / 08/16/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by Mumbling Mutt101 / 08/15/2011 at 2:23am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
by Karin / 08/13/2011 at 4:29pm / Germany (Berlin) / Miscellaneous
by bTOhno / 08/13/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by squishylog / 08/12/2011 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Animals
by Ser17 / 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm / United States / Animals
by Tim / 08/06/2011 at 10:49pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by en3rg1zer21 / 08/06/2011 at 1:15am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
by thehumanshield / 08/05/2011 at 4:41am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Thebestman123 / 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by dukebluedevils13 / 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by laughingflame / 08/04/2011 at 2:00am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by roze198765 / 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm / United States / Animals
by doomeddaddy / 08/03/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Username / 08/03/2011 at 10:33am / United States / Intimacy
- Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two… Today, I asked my husband if he could at least try to give me an orgasm. His response? "Um... why?"… Today, my boyfriend let out a horrible fart in the middle of sex. Even though it was clearly his,…