About MGITSWFTC : I'm a guitarist, aspiring recording engineer, audiophile, classical enthusiast, general music fanatic, concert junkie, chess player, lax bro, and movie lover. My favorite bands are Led Zeppelin, Modest Mouse, Caravan of Thieves, Rodrigo y Gabriela, and Gogol Bordello. That's really about it for me. Have a superb day!
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by smokin / 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML
by Anonymous / 07/26/2011 at 10:05am / United Kingdom / Health
by Anonymous / 07/26/2011 at 12:30am / United States / Intimacy
by Ep1cF4ce / 07/26/2011 at 12:03am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
by Ima_Moronski / 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Smokey9 / 07/25/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML
by Bec / 07/25/2011 at 10:10am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by jgdgjyfg / 07/25/2011 at 3:21am / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Health
Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
by best_friend / 07/25/2011 at 2:43am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
by Men '86 / 07/24/2011 at 2:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by assante2010 / 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm / United States (Maine) / Love
by jab43 / 07/22/2011 at 8:57pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
by Roode / 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML
by quickfingers100 / 07/22/2011 at 9:38am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, at work, my husband came in and brought me flowers and a card for our anniversary. I opened… Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got… Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at,…