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MEM0817
  • Town/Country : Phoenix, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1869
  • Number of comments : 310
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About MEM0817 : First and foremost, I'm a Mother and a wife.

My daughter is my best friend!
I look like a young Mom and get judged quite often, although I'm 26.

My husband is my other best friend. He served in the Army initially as an interrogator but ended his 5 year service as Nuclear Biological and Chemical. I did the whole Army wife thing... So needless to say, I support our veterans and current military personnel.

I'm a huge smart ass and if I post anything "offensive" it's usually meant to be funny. So don't get all thumbs down on me for it.

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Today, I reminded my husband that I was on my period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kicked in and he stuck his hand down my pants while we were going to bed. I was wearing a maxi pad. FML

#20935542
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49917) - you deserved it (4688)

On 10/27/2013 at 11:26am - intimacy - by SharkWeek (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

#15824008
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31082) - you deserved it (3228)

On 04/17/2011 at 5:12pm - love - by dumped (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32410) - you deserved it (5876)

On 02/25/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by unwantedlove (woman) - France



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