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MEM0817
  • Town/Country : Phoenix, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 August 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1345
  • Number of comments : 224
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MEM0817 : I usually spend my time on FML while I'm up in the middle of the night feeding my daughter, or when my fiancé is boring me with his comic book collection.

I completely support you if you are a Grammar Nazi. I'm a huge smart ass and if I post anything "offensive" it's usually meant to be funny. So don't get all thumbs down on me for it.

The current picture is of my gorgeous little girl and the love of my life :]

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Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27944) - you deserved it (2644)

On 04/17/2011 at 5:12pm - love - by dumped (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29490) - you deserved it (4948)

On 02/25/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by unwantedlove (woman) - France



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