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MEGATROX44
  • Town/Country : Olympia, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 75
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MEGATROX44 : Football, Soccer, Family, God, Food

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Today, I went out to Applebees with a girl I like and a group of friends. Someone asked if the girl and I were dating. She instantly replied with a bit of disgust "What? No way, never!" It would have been nice to know before paying for the last ten or so dates we went on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32872) - you deserved it (3484)

On 03/20/2013 at 1:38pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30936) - you deserved it (2754)

On 03/20/2013 at 12:54am - love - by Too manly (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

#20522729
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12550) - you deserved it (32016) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/26/2013 at 12:02am - love - by crétin-crédule - France (Limousin)

Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML

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141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41977) - you deserved it (2387)

On 02/25/2013 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by n3ov (man) - Pakistan (Islamabad)

Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML

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145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46561) - you deserved it (3137) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm - health - by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison (woman) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)



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