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Today, I decided to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret. The woman at the register smiled and asked, "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town for New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months. Then I went home to my four cats. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2014 at 12:14am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Snufflopagus / 01/01/2014 at 8:26am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Lonesome / 01/01/2014 at 1:41am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
by B_and_W / 11/21/2013 at 6:35am / France / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by f.a.t. / 10/04/2013 at 4:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/30/2013 at 3:02pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by drunkenloser / 09/20/2013 at 3:22am / United States / Health
by :| / 09/12/2013 at 6:27pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous
by lyfisdyno / 09/11/2013 at 8:16pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Intimacy
Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by spiritbeast33 / 09/11/2013 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Iskylite / 09/10/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I went to a suicide prevention walk with a girl I like. Before the walk, we bought balloons to set free when they called the names of the deceased. To buy a balloon, you had to write a name on a sheet. Apparently, you weren't supposed to write your own. They called my name. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2013 at 7:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by fml / 09/03/2013 at 2:31am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I spent nearly half an hour trying to dispel my sister's belief that men have to strap down… Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy… Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean…