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- Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24.… Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria when one of my friends yelled out "Jake is uncircumcised!" as… Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five…
- Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only…