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MCVelvet1497

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  • Number of visits : 504
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MCVelvet1497 : Hey, the names Michael(: I love making songs and that's how i got the nickname MC Velvet. One of my fav lines that I made is: Unaffected by the hate but affected by the love, haters are my motivation and friends are my inspiration(H) message me if you want, im pretty awesome(; kbye.

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MCVelvet1497's favorite FMLs

Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front yard, I suddenly realized we are "that white trash family" in the neighborhood. FML

by Anonymous / 08/29/2011 at 9:05am / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

by candymansvan17 / 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous

Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML

by blah / 08/15/2011 at 12:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

by FML / 07/29/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

by anonymous / 07/28/2011 at 1:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids