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About MCVelvet1497 : Hey, the names Michael(: I love making songs and that's how i got the nickname MC Velvet. One of my fav lines that I made is: Unaffected by the hate but affected by the love, haters are my motivation and friends are my inspiration(H) message me if you want, im pretty awesome(; kbye.

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Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front yard, I suddenly realized we are "that white trash family" in the neighborhood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9149) - you deserved it (35595)

On 08/29/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

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190 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML

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On 08/15/2011 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by blah (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32365) - you deserved it (6550)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

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On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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