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  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 December 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 995
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MC18 : It's a Barefoot Blue Jean Summer.

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MC18's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
442 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79171) - you deserved it (8253)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55287) - you deserved it (4882)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, I dropped my hair straightener. The good news is I caught it. The bad news is I caught it by the iron itself. FML

#16104533
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34677) - you deserved it (7253)

On 05/09/2011 at 1:15pm - misc - by moron - United Kingdom

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

#16103696
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36175) - you deserved it (3282)

On 05/09/2011 at 11:02am - misc - by scarlet (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19211) - you deserved it (54830)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)



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