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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 November 1997 (17 years)
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Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML


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On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML


I agree, your life sucks (31284) - you deserved it (2307)

On 11/30/2008 at 10:25pm - love - by English - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML


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On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML


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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

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