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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 November 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5321
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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MBSC's favorite FMLs

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

#510
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6453) - you deserved it (57900)

On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

#434
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30074) - you deserved it (1885)

On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML

#421
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27637) - you deserved it (1993)

On 11/30/2008 at 10:25pm - love - by English - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

#398
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35149) - you deserved it (7391)

On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58906) - you deserved it (3415)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)



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