Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About MARTY1985 : Motto: Nothing comes easy. If you want it, then work for it.

MARTY1985's page activity

Visits<b>WhaleInANail</b> - the 02/02/2014 at 5:05am<b>krupa1017</b> - the 12/30/2013 at 8:08pm<b>Bdawg445</b> - the 10/15/2013 at 10:04pm<b>k_gils</b> - the 10/14/2013 at 6:58pm<b>Kar0</b> - the 09/21/2013 at 7:11pm<b>nela25</b> - the 09/21/2013 at 6:24pm<b>itsnicole96</b> - the 09/16/2013 at 11:57pm<b>JustBeingAwesome</b> - the 09/16/2013 at 12:22pm<b>Kateyez_26</b> - the 09/15/2013 at 8:46pm<b>geneva_x</b> - the 09/15/2013 at 6:37pm<b>FindingYujin</b> - the 09/15/2013 at 9:49am<b>NyxKae</b> - the 09/15/2013 at 9:28am<b>Faith13</b> - the 09/13/2013 at 11:45pm<b>CherryPresident</b> - the 09/13/2013 at 2:29pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 09/13/2013 at 4:51am<b>abbyycarper</b> - the 09/12/2013 at 10:46am<b>Michellelaura67</b> - the 09/11/2013 at 12:42pm<b>cookimonstur</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 11:24am

MARTY1985's FML badges


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.


You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of MARTY1985's badges

MARTY1985's favorite FMLs

Today, our dishwasher door broke. My mom made me sit there for an hour straight, holding the door shut so it would work. FML

Today, I had to put up with a student who stubbornly insisted that King Solomon was, in fact, a Pokémon. FML

Today, knowing that I have been in a lot of stress lately, my friend tried to teach me how to meditate. Eventually, I ended up in a deeply relaxed state in which my mind was completely clear. When I snapped out of it, I realized I'd peed myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20514) - you deserved it (2992)

On 11/14/2012 at 4:55pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29843) - you deserved it (8345)

On 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm - misc - by Blah (man) - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32929) - you deserved it (4354)

On 10/09/2009 at 3:52pm - health - by Unlucky (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was taking my morning pills. There had been a lot of fruit flies in my house lately. I grabbed a cup of water beside to sink to wash the pills down. As soon as I tasted the drink, I realized it was vinegar and dish soap used to trap the flies. I washed my pills down with dead flies. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28283) - you deserved it (24591)

On 09/14/2009 at 1:07am - animals - by Maggie123 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

FML's blog

  • Gragrou's illustrated FML
  • One day, cats will rule the world, but not today, there's a bit of tin foil stuck under the couch. The Internet and cats is quite the love story, everybody knows that. A very serious study that was done…

Friday 26 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: