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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 May 1996 (19 years)
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About MADISAYSYDI : I read these little gems to make myself feel better about my pathetic, uneventful life. Thank you to all who have f****d lives:)

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Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14269) - you deserved it (45132)

On 05/28/2009 at 3:14am - health - by KKimrae_ness (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51972) - you deserved it (22238)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML


I agree, your life sucks (77594) - you deserved it (776757)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

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