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MADISAYSYDI
  • Town/Country : St. Louis, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 8010
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MADISAYSYDI : I read these little gems to make myself feel better about my pathetic, uneventful life. Thank you to all who have f****d lives:)

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Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. 50 min into the tattoo on my back, the artist says "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML

#2373837
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I agree, your life sucks (28048) - you deserved it (39659)

On 05/28/2009 at 2:15pm - misc - by thats_not_good (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML

#2367025
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10150) - you deserved it (32465)

On 05/28/2009 at 3:14am - health - by KKimrae_ness (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

#2209832
380 comments

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On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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551 comments

I agree, your life sucks (416439) - you deserved it (26644)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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