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MADISAYSYDI
  • Town/Country : St. Louis, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 8102
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MADISAYSYDI : I read these little gems to make myself feel better about my pathetic, uneventful life. Thank you to all who have f****d lives:)

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Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11498) - you deserved it (40495)

On 05/28/2009 at 3:14am - health - by KKimrae_ness (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46401) - you deserved it (20077)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58859) - you deserved it (643229)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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