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by That idiot / 08/27/2014 at 10:33pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by Degueusement / 08/18/2014 at 12:48am / Intimacy
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
by ~~~ / 06/29/2014 at 1:08pm / Australia (South Australia) / Work
Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML
by Anonymous / 06/07/2014 at 10:34pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Mem / 05/30/2014 at 4:07pm / Sweden (Gavleborgs Lan) / Miscellaneous
by HomicidalPegasus / 05/25/2014 at 11:50am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Baby eater / 05/19/2014 at 8:00pm / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML
by BekkyLove15 / 05/18/2014 at 8:12pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Kids
by vivelawank / 05/10/2014 at 4:52pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by nh-Amazon / 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/18/2014 at 8:14pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by honeybunny90 / 12/28/2013 at 3:23am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by ugh Buck! / 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm / United States / Animals
Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my phone while I made her lunch. I returned to find she had dropped my phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends. FML
by thanks, Nemo. / 07/11/2013 at 7:13pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
- Today, I'm planning my wedding. My mom keeps changing my ideas to what she would prefer. We wanted… Today after growing suspicious I asked my "girlfriend" if I'm her "on the side" guy and she started… Today, my girlfriend blurted "but daddy, what if mommy finds out" while we were having sex. For the…