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Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15849) - you deserved it (54545)

On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39967) - you deserved it (3486)

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