About M3talJunki3 : Love listening to heavy metal & living life to the fullest. Got any suggestions for bands just drop a message or if you just wanna say whats up lol.
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Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML
by Anonymous / 09/28/2015 at 5:01am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML
by Quackadoodledoo / 04/23/2014 at 10:21pm / United Kingdom (Barnet) / Transportation
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