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About M3talJunki3 : Love listening to heavy metal & living life to the fullest. Got any suggestions for bands just drop a message or if you just wanna say whats up lol.

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Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML


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