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About M3DIC4T3 : I made a profile because I want to collect all of the badges. :D
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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met at a speed dating event. He recommended the lamb shank, which I ordered without looking at the menu. When the waiter took my order, my date said, "wait, the lamb is $27, why don't you get the chicken". He then ordered the lamb for himself. FML
Monday 1 September 2014