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M0SEPH

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 February 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 774
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About M0SEPH : soccer and music

M0SEPH's page activity

Visits<b>Toadlord</b> - the 04/06/2009 at 8:52pm

M0SEPH's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

M0SEPH's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML

by Anonymous / 03/22/2009 at 1:14pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returned my computer unrepaired, saying it was unfixable. When I called to ask why they couldn't fix it, they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk and pissed on my laptop. FML

by Anonymous / 03/22/2009 at 12:39pm / United States (New York) / Geek

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy