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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 February 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 556
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About M0SEPH : soccer and music

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Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (223645) - you deserved it (14986)

On 03/22/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returned my computer unrepaired, saying it was unfixable. When I called to ask why they couldn't fix it, they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk and pissed on my laptop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52227) - you deserved it (21569)

On 03/22/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (239544) - you deserved it (31623)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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