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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 September 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 15282
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 58 posted

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Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10721) - you deserved it (59039)

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