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LynxieLynx

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 735
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LynxieLynx : Hello~ I'm Iranian-German. I drew my profile picture, but its old art, so it's bad and I have a new style anyway. :o I am a gamer, an otaku, and an atheist. I love soccer and badminton. Feel free to talk or ask me anything, I'm always up for a chat (i'm socially awkward though) \(´∀`)┌ I like Imagine Dragons and OneRepublic as well as anime music/vocaloid, and game soundtracks~ I have a 3DS and I play Pokemon X, Tomodachi Life, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, and many more games~ Private message me for the code :D

my twitter: RinchuuBaka
my art and shiz: www.paigeeworld.com/u/xxliaxx
my tumblr: rinrinshii

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LynxieLynx's favorite FMLs

Today, I witnessed my karate instructor whimper and practically piss himself as a guy walked up to him in the street and demanded his wallet. What a total waste of hundreds of dollars' worth of lessons. FML

#21244527
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30260) - you deserved it (3445)

On 08/24/2014 at 4:45pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML

#21243162
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34937) - you deserved it (5591)

On 08/22/2014 at 2:04pm - misc - by lonely loser (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

#21241441
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38895) - you deserved it (5266)

On 08/20/2014 at 2:07am - intimacy - by Mia (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of me collapsed. I helped her up, and I called an ambulance while she laid down. While we waited, two teenage girls walked past and I heard one say to the other, "I love how this city just lets people tan wherever". FML

#21237053
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37971) - you deserved it (2555)

On 08/13/2014 at 11:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand

Today, my boss had a lengthy and obnoxiously egocentric conversation with a colleague. After she left across the office, I stood up, looked over at my colleague, and made a sarcastic "shooting myself in the head" gesture. I saw my boss staring at me over a cubicle wall as I turned around. FML

#21236078
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26019) - you deserved it (18819)

On 08/12/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by bademployee (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, as I awoke, the sun was shining, the birds were tweeting, and police sirens were wailing at a drug bust next door. FML

#21234535
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38118) - you deserved it (3121)

On 08/11/2014 at 1:11am - misc - by Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband and I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like you wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up and saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML

#21234106
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45176) - you deserved it (5436)

On 08/10/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by jackie89 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. 10 minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's asscrack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML

#21232670
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35777) - you deserved it (11461)

On 08/08/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by FUCK YOU (man) - United States

Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

#21231087
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32535) - you deserved it (5513)

On 08/06/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by poolfail -

Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML

#21230826
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35737) - you deserved it (3832)

On 08/06/2014 at 9:34am - animals - by Baustigt - Australia

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

#21230047
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24384) - you deserved it (51015)

On 08/05/2014 at 12:51pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

#21230044
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43758) - you deserved it (6828)

On 08/05/2014 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by donutsex (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

#21228111
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48757) - you deserved it (21158)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got sent to the head teacher's office for doing "stupid hand gestures and disrupting the class". Yesterday my teacher told the class to do the same hand gesture to ask for permission to go to the toilet so it wouldn't interrupt her talking. FML

#21226435
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38539) - you deserved it (2684)

On 08/01/2014 at 1:24am - misc - by Bad Teacher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

#21221083
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44397) - you deserved it (4380)

On 07/26/2014 at 11:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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