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LynxieLynx

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 835
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LynxieLynx : Hello~ I'm Iranian-German. I drew my profile picture, but its old art, so it's bad and I have a new style anyway. :o I am a gamer, an otaku, and an atheist. I love soccer and badminton. Feel free to talk or ask me anything, I'm always up for a chat (i'm socially awkward though) \(´∀`)┌ I like Imagine Dragons and OneRepublic as well as anime music/vocaloid, and game soundtracks~ I have a 3DS and I play Pokemon X, Tomodachi Life, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, and many more games~ Private message me for the code :D

my twitter: RinchuuBaka
my art and shiz: www.paigeeworld.com/u/xxliaxx
my tumblr: rinrinshii

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LynxieLynx's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML

#21260606
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35143) - you deserved it (4111)

On 09/18/2014 at 11:38am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I entered the lecture hall where my class takes place. I sat in the front row as usual, but I noticed that none of the other students looked familiar. I quickly realised that I was in the wrong class after a different professor showed up and told me to get out. FML

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

#21255419
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40710) - you deserved it (11402)

On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out I sent several embarrassing videos while under the influence of the meds I was given while getting my wisdom teeth out. When I asked my mom why she didn't take my phone, she said she tried but I started whining and growling at her. FML

Today, I witnessed my karate instructor whimper and practically piss himself as a guy walked up to him in the street and demanded his wallet. What a total waste of hundreds of dollars' worth of lessons. FML

#21244527
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33402) - you deserved it (3684)

On 08/24/2014 at 4:45pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML

#21243162
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37046) - you deserved it (5727)

On 08/22/2014 at 2:04pm - misc - by lonely loser (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

#21241441
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41867) - you deserved it (5389)

On 08/20/2014 at 2:07am - intimacy - by Mia (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of me collapsed. I helped her up, and I called an ambulance while she laid down. While we waited, two teenage girls walked past and I heard one say to the other, "I love how this city just lets people tan wherever". FML

#21237053
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38584) - you deserved it (2562)

On 08/13/2014 at 11:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand

Today, my boss had a lengthy and obnoxiously egocentric conversation with a colleague. After she left across the office, I stood up, looked over at my colleague, and made a sarcastic "shooting myself in the head" gesture. I saw my boss staring at me over a cubicle wall as I turned around. FML

#21236078
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26381) - you deserved it (19114)

On 08/12/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by bademployee (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, as I awoke, the sun was shining, the birds were tweeting, and police sirens were wailing at a drug bust next door. FML

#21234535
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38341) - you deserved it (3131)

On 08/11/2014 at 1:11am - misc - by Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband and I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like you wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up and saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML

#21234106
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46883) - you deserved it (5516)

On 08/10/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by jackie89 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. 10 minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's asscrack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML

#21232670
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37223) - you deserved it (12309)

On 08/08/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by FUCK YOU (man) - United States

Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

#21231087
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32620) - you deserved it (5530)

On 08/06/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by poolfail -

Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML

#21230826
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35889) - you deserved it (3838)

On 08/06/2014 at 9:34am - animals - by Baustigt - Australia

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

#21230047
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24481) - you deserved it (51347)

On 08/05/2014 at 12:51pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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