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About LynxieLynx : Hello~ I'm Iranian-German. I drew my profile picture, but its old art, so it's bad and I have a new style anyway. :o I am a gamer, an otaku, and an atheist. I love soccer and badminton. Feel free to talk or ask me anything, I'm always up for a chat (i'm socially awkward though) \(´∀｀)┌ I like Imagine Dragons and OneRepublic as well as anime music/vocaloid, and game soundtracks~ I have a 3DS and I play Pokemon X, Tomodachi Life, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, and many more games~ Private message me for the code :D
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