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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (239705) - you deserved it (56613)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

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On 02/12/2009 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by skipper - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50187) - you deserved it (2959)

On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

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On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version



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