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Luvin_life_17
  • Town/Country : dallas, U S
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 February 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 753
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Luvin_life_17 : i am very random and slow.i used to play basketball but i hate it now.i luv chillin with my besties and txtin.and my favorite color is lite blue!!!

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Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

#12332692
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37689) - you deserved it (3216)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

#12332692
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37689) - you deserved it (3216)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22660) - you deserved it (46062)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36083) - you deserved it (9466)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

#8052532
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11088) - you deserved it (22613)

On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

#8052532
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11088) - you deserved it (22613)

On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

#8052532
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11088) - you deserved it (22613)

On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

#8052532
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11088) - you deserved it (22613)

On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

#8052532
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11088) - you deserved it (22613)

On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

#8052532
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11088) - you deserved it (22613)

On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

#8052532
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11088) - you deserved it (22613)

On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

#8052532
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11088) - you deserved it (22613)

On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized the only reason I watched the SuperBowl is because Justin Bieber tweeted about it. I don't even like football. I had no idea what was going on the whole game. All I knew was who I was cheering for, because Justin Bieber tweeted who he was cheering for. FML

#8003264
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6642) - you deserved it (57244)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:00am - love - by loveeyou. - Sent from mobile version

Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML

#7966871
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19330) - you deserved it (1766)

On 02/07/2010 at 7:31am - misc - by wallbanger - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

#7608108
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33430) - you deserved it (2829)

On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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