About LuveitsGreat : Huh, it's been a longgg time since I've been here, but I'm back (probably)! Yay! ...Wait, no one gives a shit?
Oh well.
My name's Roxy either Scarlet, though these days I prefer the latter, and I'm a resident of Cloudcuckooland.
I'm currently on a manga kick (ESPECIALLY Black Butler, dunno why), and TvTropes has ruined my life and vocabulary.
And I'm pretty sure that's all that's intersting about me.
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Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 11:42am - love - by DrunkGirl - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
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On 10/17/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by AdriBAMF - United States (Oregon)
Today, I took a girl out I've been seeing for two months on our first real date. I had saved all my money for the week for this. I took her to a beautiful restaurant uptown. She got hammered, hit me and screamed that I would never be as good as "Marshall." FML
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On 10/10/2009 at 2:06pm - love - by pistonsunshine (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML
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On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
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On 10/01/2009 at 1:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen my debit card and maxed it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to change the address on the card, so everything they bought online has been shipped to me. The bad news? I've received 16 snuggies so far, and I'm still counting. FML
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On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - money - by SnuggieOverload (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
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On 09/19/2009 at 5:04pm - misc - by weddingcrashed (woman) - United States (California)
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
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On 09/19/2009 at 5:04pm - misc - by weddingcrashed (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I visited home. My drunk mother was screaming to my drunk stepdad about a fight four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "Orgasm face." And the neighbors were dancing outside coked out and naked. FML
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On 09/19/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly, he turned to me and said very loudly, " I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS!" I received strange looks from everyone that day because he mistook my ear buds for a hearing aid. FML
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On 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by Missy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML
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On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter followed by embarrassment. FML
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On 09/02/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Math_Rocker (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML
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On 09/01/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by becca1417 (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML
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On 09/01/2009 at 2:30am - health - by pussyOUT (man) - United States
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