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LuveitsGreat
  • Town/Country : NYC, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 June 1997 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 3684
  • Number of comments : 330
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About LuveitsGreat : Huh, it's been a longgg time since I've been here, but I'm back (probably)! Yay! ...Wait, no one gives a shit?

Oh well.

My name's Roxy either Scarlet, though these days I prefer the latter, and I'm a resident of Cloudcuckooland.

I'm currently on a manga kick (ESPECIALLY Black Butler, dunno why), and TvTropes has ruined my life and vocabulary.

And I'm pretty sure that's all that's intersting about me.

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Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML

#17162129 (515)

I agree, your life sucks (29760) - you deserved it (4028)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

#9184901 (388)

I agree, your life sucks (42940) - you deserved it (4389)

On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States

Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

#9161234 (284)

I agree, your life sucks (25231) - you deserved it (2565)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned that in Japan there are monkeys that wait tables and work at a tavern. Literally, I have a job a monkey can do. FML

#9129865 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (20657) - you deserved it (3702)

On 03/16/2010 at 11:30am - work - by slickboy0023 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML

#9087167 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (12772) - you deserved it (5914)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML

#8980708 (275)

I agree, your life sucks (20249) - you deserved it (4837)

On 03/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Illinois)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys, the tv and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah and they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML

#8965755 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (23286) - you deserved it (1500)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Kevin - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating super heroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML

#8936856 (505)

I agree, your life sucks (7328) - you deserved it (21638)

On 03/09/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by notanerd - United States

Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in I start to hear a noise and thinking it was the tram, decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like an evil giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle aged man taking photos of me. FML

#8891257 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (18041) - you deserved it (1325)

On 03/07/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by tramrider - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML

#8887792 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (27356) - you deserved it (1495)

On 03/07/2010 at 5:27am - misc - by notamathematician (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, and turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open and goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML

#8878424 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (18528) - you deserved it (2434)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:38pm - misc - by bathroomblunder (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

#8851700 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (16277) - you deserved it (1544)

On 03/05/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by artsmart1 - United States

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

#8751170 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (4714) - you deserved it (11915)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - work - by militiousroflcopter (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML

#8595020 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (5832) - you deserved it (13387)

On 02/23/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by lendahandmanda (woman) - United States (California)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

#8492121 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (6973) - you deserved it (17879)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by AwwChute (woman) - United States (Oregon)