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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 December 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1144
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Luv4pink1721 : Im always laughing and making a joke and sometimes I live to embarrass myself, until it eventually backfires, lol I have a million embarrassing stories about myself...

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Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd lerened on a potted plant. FML

#4199907
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38248) - you deserved it (5688)

On 08/01/2009 at 2:35am - kids - by jcesom (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today... I Told Mah 8 Year Old Daughter That She Looks A Lot Lyk Mommy. Now She Won't Come Out Of Her Room Because She Think She Is Ugly. FML

#4055468
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50313) - you deserved it (5851)

On 07/26/2009 at 2:58pm - kids - by loserwithlice (woman) - United States (Oregon)

for our one year anniversary, ma boyfriend decidd to make me a patcwork blanket . Te ting is, te patces were stains from bedseets from were te 'wet spot' was . He tougt it was romantic . FML

#3960027
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49685) - you deserved it (5430)

On 07/22/2009 at 7:35pm - love - by OneYearMistake. (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was telling my dad about plans to go out late 4 a few drinks next week. My dad startd his usual "YOU COULD GET RAPED!" lecture, before my brother sprang to my defence, "It's not like she's what they're after, is she?" Apparently, rapists r out of my league. FML

#3880719
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43959) - you deserved it (4465)

On 07/19/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by adalia (woman) - United Kingdom (Barnsley)

Yesterday, I awoke to mah husband donning a gorilla mask in the middle of the night. My kids have been staying in a tent out back fir the past few nights, an have complained of a looool "monster" scaring them. I told them that it was their imagination. My husband says he gets a kick out of it. FML

#3837360
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46179) - you deserved it (6498)

On 07/17/2009 at 6:02pm - kids - by Divorcemenow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I racaivad a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facabook app) from boyfriand of 3 yaars. Along with tha ring cummad a massaga. It raad, "Will you marry ma?" Ha was sarious. big fat FML

#3827229
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56435) - you deserved it (9301)

On 07/17/2009 at 8:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today I ad a cack-up wit my darmatologist. Wan I took off my pants sa noticad a small mark on my panis and was concarnad. I ad to inform ar tat it was not in fact a mola but a bruisa from gatting it stuck in a Snappla bottla two days prior to ta cack-up. FML

#3686221
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9463) - you deserved it (71988)

On 07/12/2009 at 3:07am - health - by Best-stuf-on-Earth (man) - United States (California)

Today , my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes !! Afterwards , the womenho did the waxing told my friend it was $30 4 her wax !! Then , in front of thehole salon , the women points at me and says , "You! You so hary- $35!" !! FML

#3669971
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55312) - you deserved it (8444)

On 07/11/2009 at 4:11pm - health - by waxinghorror (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to see grandmother. She has alzhiemers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

#3603925
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55844) - you deserved it (2921)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by lady_jeni - United States (California)

Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man lyk you, I wouldn't ned this." She then gave me her number. FML

#3500742
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43321) - you deserved it (2953)

On 07/05/2009 at 8:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, My Boss Told Ma Ha Is A Suparharo. Ha Has Writtan Countlass Comics About His Crusadas And Advanturas. I Maka Fifty Dollars An Hour Lass Than Him. FML

#3494864
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37952) - you deserved it (3970)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:53am - money - by iloveZELOS (woman) - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband an I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter an cummed out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

#3484293
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53299) - you deserved it (23700)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

2day I took a bike ride to enjoy the weather and stoppd fir a break on the sidewalk of an overpass, taking in the view of the beautiful hills. I was approachd by a cop, who said to me: "Ma'am, I know yur life is crap right now, but I'm sure it'll get better. Please don't jump." FML

#3395753
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51135) - you deserved it (4707)

On 07/01/2009 at 1:41pm - misc - by Liz (woman) - United States (New York)

today the dentist sneezed in mah mouth. mega FML

#3386815
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98316) - you deserved it (5577)

On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML

#3361418
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57511) - you deserved it (8771)

On 06/30/2009 at 7:53am - health - by poopshooter101 (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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