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Luv2Act
  • Town/Country : California, USA
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

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248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27404) - you deserved it (17378)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night while counting my tips. The pennies stuck to my face and left large blue circles from the copper. The blue won't come off. I have my senior photos today. My appointment can't be rescheduled. FML

#8748241
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21837) - you deserved it (5574)

On 03/01/2010 at 2:15pm - misc - by uwbeautyqueen12 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46053) - you deserved it (7424)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML

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338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91787) - you deserved it (13920)

On 07/22/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by sadinseattle (woman) - United States (California)



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