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Lutero69

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 January 1982 (32 years)
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  • Number of visits : 118
  • Number of comments : 1
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About Lutero69 : Haio, names ian.
-teen
-bi
-likes ponies
Feel free to chat me up or ask for my kik:)

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Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20141) - you deserved it (40668)

On 09/12/2014 at 10:32am - misc - by uppiskalle - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML

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On 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm - kids - by ashamed father (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41816) - you deserved it (8782)

On 10/31/2013 at 2:27pm - kids - by anna (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we call our "under doggie push": I throw her up in the air while I run underneath her before she hits me coming back down. I walked away to get my water and she yelled across the park "Can we do it doggie-style again?" FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 1:28pm - kids - by Dang-ItsDanielle (woman) - United States (California)



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