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LuredIntoCorners
  • Town/Country : Columbus, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 November 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 299
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Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says "What's a pronoun?" FML

#1372393 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (46206) - you deserved it (7884)

On 04/26/2009 at 9:14pm - love - by theatreismylife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (404700) - you deserved it (241741)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)