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LunaaBluee

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LunaaBluee

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  • Number of visits : 6199
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LunaaBluee : K-pop is life (Fangirl problems) 😩

LunaaBluee's page activity

Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 9:19am<b>hasooon</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 7:59am<b>joco4</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 12:06am<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 3:38am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 1:09pm<b>weird_adult</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 2:13am<b>LPac5295</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 12:46am<b>UncleHoodie</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 10:40pm<b>Mons</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 9:54pm<b>silky_mitts</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 8:27pm<b>Demonface54</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 5:25am<b>rootbeercheese8</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 7:30pm<b>ekimen</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 11:28am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 8:57pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 2:46pm<b>Salvanoi</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 10:19am<b>Fyrepower</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 11:44pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 2:25am

Fucked!<b>hasooon</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 1:59pm<b>joco4</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 6:07am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 5:43am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 2:57am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 1:37am<b>dando0405</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 5:27pm<b>Cads1</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 2:50am<b>roman11</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:28am<b>zevida</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 7:09am<b>martin8337</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 1:13pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 4:53am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 3:53am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 1:16am<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 11:52pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 1:01pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 7:03am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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LunaaBluee's favorite FMLs

Today, I yawned so hard that I dislocated my jaw completely, then had to ask to be excused from class in front of 30 people with my mouth hanging open. FML

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

#21491590
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23816) - you deserved it (1742)

On 11/12/2015 at 3:38am - misc - by Its_Sinon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to noises in my living room. I was scared, but I loaded my gun and snuck downstairs. I burst into the living room, yelled for the motherfucker robbing me to put his hands up, and flicked on the light. My cat stared back at me like I was a moron then calmly walked out. FML

#21483983
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22692) - you deserved it (7308)

On 10/24/2015 at 10:47pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

#21477505
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24879) - you deserved it (2652)

On 10/08/2015 at 11:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML

#21467535
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23898) - you deserved it (4495)

On 09/12/2015 at 4:11am - health - by dammit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I told my nephew to be careful when crossing the street in front of a bus because it might eat him. We then watched as a bus slowed down and stopped in front of a group of people. When the bus moved away, all the people were gone. My nephew is terrified, and won't stop crying. FML

#21467423
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16239) - you deserved it (20785)

On 09/11/2015 at 8:32pm - kids - by busmonster - United States (Virginia)

Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML

#21458894
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28814) - you deserved it (2471)

On 08/21/2015 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML

#21435132
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24872) - you deserved it (2260)

On 07/01/2015 at 11:10pm - animals - by Alex Andreas - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

#21409953
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31793) - you deserved it (2492)

On 05/14/2015 at 10:23am - misc - by sistertaxi - Australia

Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML

#21401449
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29300) - you deserved it (2524)

On 04/28/2015 at 10:43pm - animals - by simple living - United States (Texas)

Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML

#21399867
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34430) - you deserved it (5100)

On 04/26/2015 at 6:05am - health - by Anonymous (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

#21382179
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24140) - you deserved it (9534)

On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

#21378507
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29083) - you deserved it (2324)

On 03/20/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by ~__~ -

Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a heated argument in the street. My dog decided the perfect place to poop was right next to them. He wouldn't budge no matter what. Meanwhile, one of the men pulled a knife, and I practically shat myself. FML

#21374140
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31296) - you deserved it (2721)

On 03/13/2015 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34885) - you deserved it (3443)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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