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LunaXGame

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LunaXGame

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7360
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About LunaXGame : I'm the kind of girl who gives no fucks for cunts in the world, if your the one who agrees I would like to say 😘 Ily

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LunaXGame's favorite FMLs

Today, I got into a slight spot of shit with my new boss over his speech. Apparently he was not actually impersonating Sylvester the Cat, and he just has a speech impediment. When I jokingly said "sufferin' succotash" to him, he wasn't pleased at all. FML

#21056453
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20636) - you deserved it (38766)

On 02/10/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

#21055534
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33096) - you deserved it (4023)

On 02/09/2014 at 4:59pm - love - by blushingbride - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon after I had explained to her how scared I was of the exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

#21054343
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43089) - you deserved it (5840)

On 02/08/2014 at 12:13pm - misc - by so scared - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML

#21052823
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35695) - you deserved it (15168)

On 02/06/2014 at 10:07pm - work - by AnonymousQuagga - United States (Texas)

Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML

#21052729
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47186) - you deserved it (5580)

On 02/06/2014 at 8:32pm - health - by sashimi9999 - United States (California)

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML

#21052599
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44737) - you deserved it (3943)

On 02/06/2014 at 6:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML

Today, I was driving along when I noticed a kid struggling to push his car up the crest of a hill. I jumped out to help him, and he acted surprised to see me. Once we got the car over the hill, it rolled on down. I then saw that no one was actually in the driver's seat. I'd helped a vandal. FML

Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML

#21051812
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45802) - you deserved it (13811)

On 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm - misc - by tigerisabelle (woman) -

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I presented my child with the classic "Who came first, the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return, I got a detailed lecture on how birds evolved from dinosaurs, how life was created in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schooled by a 9 year old. FML

#21051355
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42213) - you deserved it (21931)

On 02/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Evolution mama (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

#21050725
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36006) - you deserved it (40572)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:48pm - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, my brother came to my first standup comedy act. He'd apparently read my material beforehand, and kept finishing my jokes for me. FML

#21050455
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51143) - you deserved it (5132)

On 02/04/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by DeeDee - Austria (Wien)

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

#21048143
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42647) - you deserved it (5773)

On 02/02/2014 at 1:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mom announced to everyone that she wants at least ten grandchildren. I'm an only child. FML

Today, while in the prison I work at, I came down with severe digestion issues. Master control probably laughed as they watched me wait at the security gates in a cold sweat, squeezing my ass-cheeks together like an inmate smuggling contraband. FML

#21047394
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40473) - you deserved it (4135)

On 02/01/2014 at 5:42pm - work - by TwistedCherub1 (woman) - United States



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