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LunaXGame

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LunaXGame

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3163
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About LunaXGame : I'm the kind of girl who gives no fucks for cunts in the world, if your the one who agrees I would like to say 😘 Ily

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LunaXGame's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

#18610644
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25235) - you deserved it (2250)

On 12/25/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by laststand11 - Reserved

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

#18593326
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29160) - you deserved it (15968)

On 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by bigmistake - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML

#18569978
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22071) - you deserved it (4925)

On 12/21/2011 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

#18560105
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28539) - you deserved it (3051)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:49am - misc - by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed (woman) - Mauritius

Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

#18556841
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8920) - you deserved it (44786)

On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML

#18467127
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27341) - you deserved it (2204)

On 12/09/2011 at 7:23am - misc - by pinkleopleurodon - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11466) - you deserved it (88935)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

#18464488
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8168) - you deserved it (72815)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML

#18433358
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14302) - you deserved it (43864)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student. In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt and shorts, has a short hair cut and a moustache and is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they are male. FML

#18410783
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30572) - you deserved it (3835)

On 12/02/2011 at 9:40am - work - by Monday (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35067) - you deserved it (5307)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML

#18355886
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15622) - you deserved it (27633)

On 11/26/2011 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
601 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44364) - you deserved it (11610)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35954) - you deserved it (18868)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter in law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML

#18229715
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28307) - you deserved it (4214)

On 11/12/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Username - United States



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