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LunaKitsune

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LunaKitsune

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1873
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LunaKitsune : I have 3 the pet crested geckos and a cat. I like animals more than people because they don't judge.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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LunaKitsune's favorite FMLs

Today, my friendly neighbor asked me to check in on his apartment every few days while he's gone on vacation. You can imagine my horror when I walked in for the first time and found out he's a snake breeder. Twelve more days to go. FML

#21302388
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28279) - you deserved it (2969)

On 11/19/2014 at 9:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I spent 20 minutes arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in fact saunas powered by wifi. FML

#21302021
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27907) - you deserved it (3252)

On 11/19/2014 at 10:09am - misc - by Donutsarelife - United States

Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML

#21301904
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36587) - you deserved it (2580)

On 11/19/2014 at 3:27am - love - by MissAggravared - United States (Idaho)

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

#21301367
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37178) - you deserved it (3627)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by drugsforthugs - United States (California)

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML

#21301160
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30830) - you deserved it (2363)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:35am - animals - by blindsparrow - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27396) - you deserved it (3126)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman, like they're the funniest people on the planet. My name is Elsa. FML

#21297408
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43365) - you deserved it (3815)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML

#21297177
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31906) - you deserved it (2220)

On 11/11/2014 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - France

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML

#21293465
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33058) - you deserved it (6413)

On 11/06/2014 at 3:15pm - love - by notsofriendly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML

#21293257
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30976) - you deserved it (3550)

On 11/06/2014 at 7:15am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML

#21292770
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35733) - you deserved it (2188)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML

#21289401
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32973) - you deserved it (6286)

On 10/31/2014 at 11:59pm - misc - by Halloween Fail (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

#21287735
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31470) - you deserved it (3129)

On 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm - kids - by lexigan4 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

#21285040
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32686) - you deserved it (5342)

On 10/25/2014 at 2:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, after my first day at work at a local daycare, I found out that I'm not entitled to breaks because I'm the only worker there who doesn't smoke. My boss asked me, ''What do you need a break for?'' FML

#21284495
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36258) - you deserved it (2554)

On 10/24/2014 at 4:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)



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