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LunaBlack666

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LunaBlack666

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8915
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LunaBlack666 : I'm a sweet and caring girl when I want to be, unless you make me mad, otherwise we won't have a problem. I love many things but gaming, reading, writing, listening to music, and singing are my favorites. if you'd like to know more feel free to send me a message and well get to know each other some more :) I also have a very wonderful boyfriend

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LunaBlack666's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

#21072191
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52370) - you deserved it (10225)

On 02/26/2014 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by lovely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my pregnant wife's parents called me at work, saying she'd been crying inconsolably and wouldn't say what was wrong. After pleading with my boss, I rushed home. Turns out there was an "ugly" sofa in a TV ad and she felt it was "picking on ugly sofas". FML

#21070396
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47624) - you deserved it (4473)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by fuckmeitsgettingworse - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my in-laws kept mocking me for being "too clean" because I take a shower every day. They think I'm weird and kept saying things like "Be careful when you hug your daughter, she might squeak!" and calling me names like "water-wasting bitch." They haven't stopped all day. FML

#21058081
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49242) - you deserved it (4262)

On 02/12/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my wife tried to report our neighbor's yard sale to the Better Business Bureau. FML

#21057520
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40535) - you deserved it (4771)

On 02/11/2014 at 8:37pm - money - by dumbwifehappylife (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML

#21056743
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46759) - you deserved it (9686)

On 02/10/2014 at 10:16pm - animals - by alii2349 - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

#21041278
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44517) - you deserved it (13653)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was packing, when my parents told me to put my little sister's toothbrush in the top pocket of their suitcase. The pocket I opened had 3 unopened boxes of condoms in it. We're going to my gran's house, and I'm going to be sleeping on a mattress on the floor of their room. FML

#21040204
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56423) - you deserved it (5200)

On 01/26/2014 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and now she won't stop crying. 5ML

#21037837
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46375) - you deserved it (5488)

On 01/24/2014 at 12:28am - misc - by Estee1024 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend saw a YouTube video of a guy throwing boiling water into the cold air, with the water immediately turning to ice and vapor. He copied it, but only succeeded in dousing himself with boiling water, then making me drive his idiot self to the hospital. FML

#21023480
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46529) - you deserved it (5471)

On 01/10/2014 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML

#21010392
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37891) - you deserved it (30251)

On 12/30/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML

#21007851
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43297) - you deserved it (3465)

On 12/28/2013 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

#21006941
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58305) - you deserved it (3734)

On 12/27/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by anon - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my mom called to bestow upon me warm holiday pearls of wisdom: "I hope you aren't giving everyone your natural handmade eco-shit again. Gifts should be returnable. And have a price." FML

Today, it's been a little over a month since my dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confirmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML

#21001267
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54824) - you deserved it (7499)

On 12/22/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by bleach bleach bleach (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML

#20994103
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36040) - you deserved it (4553)

On 12/15/2013 at 10:44pm - misc - by NotTalented - United States (Colorado)



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