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LunaBlack666

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LunaBlack666
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 March 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11673
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LunaBlack666 : I'm a sweet and caring girl when I want to be, unless you make me mad, otherwise we won't have a problem. I love many things but gaming, reading, writing, listening to music, and singing are my favorites. if you'd like to know more feel free to send me a message and well get to know each other some more :) I also have a very wonderful boyfriend

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Visits<b>AGB10</b> - the 11/05/2016 at 3:38am<b>real_doc_phil</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 12:13pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 1:54pm<b>jmiller123</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 4:33am<b>DrProfessor777</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 4:00pm<b>Firegirl741</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 4:09am<b>Wildstylezz</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 10:29am<b>keiNan</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 5:03am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 3:56am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 12:04pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 5:46pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 7:21am<b>four0seven</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 2:18am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 8:41pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 8:25pm<b>superuser1234</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 3:02pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 12:42pm<b>JakeHopper3</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 8:28pm

Fucked!<b>DrProfessor777</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 10:00pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 8:50pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 4:47am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 2:40am<b>tranced_</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 6:52pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 6:43pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 2:24pm<b>lambda</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 5:58am<b>Tenker</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 5:04am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 8:27pm<b>csjc</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 7:02pm<b>wild4drums</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 9:21pm<b>15Erik</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 3:14am

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LunaBlack666's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML

by Anonymous / 11/18/2015 at 8:47am / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, I took a picture of the combination to my new lock so I would always have it on my phone if I ever forgot it. I put my phone in my gym locker, locked it with the new lock, then promptly forgot the combination. FML

by mmoments / 11/17/2015 at 2:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after a friend set us up. As soon as the movie started, he unzipped his pants and told me to "get to it". FML

by strawberry / 11/17/2015 at 12:51pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML

by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 5:20am / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers, and as I looked for a bowling ball that would fit my hand properly, an old man watched me searching, and approached asking, "Is that how you are with women? Fingering them, tossing them in the gutter, and looking for another?" FML

by weldingmachine217 / 11/16/2015 at 4:47pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML

by I Know How to Pick'em / 11/16/2015 at 7:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, at a family dinner, my mom announced that my newborn brother was named after his father. His name is Kevin. My dad's name is Michael. FML

by Anonymous / 11/16/2015 at 3:23am / Maldives (Maale) / Miscellaneous

Today, while my husband was at work, he missed our son saying his first word ("Dada"), taking his first steps and smashing the widescreen TV with a well-aimed teddy bear. Care to guess which of these three things made my husband cry. FML

by michelle / 11/15/2015 at 10:21am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Kids

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

by Nuts / 11/06/2015 at 9:55pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML

by Anonymous / 10/16/2015 at 11:05am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Intimacy

Today, I went to my cousin's house. I left my bag on the couch as my aunt instructed, only for my cousin to take it and throw it into the swimming pool. My laptop, textbooks and notes were soaked. My exam is in a week, and my aunt won't punish her perfect little angel. FML

by Anonymous / 10/14/2015 at 9:21am / United States (Missouri) / Kids

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML

by single once again / 10/07/2015 at 3:41am / Cyprus (Nicosia) / Love

Today, while on my first ever date, I ordered a really hot curry, hoping to impress my date. "Yeah," I said smoothly, "not everyone can handle spicy food." When I took a bite, my eyes watered, my mouth burned, and I had to plead for water in between moaning like a dying baboon. FML

by halfie / 09/26/2015 at 1:06am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, after my second date with an otherwise charming guy, he called me a whore for turning him down for sex. Yeah, I'm trying to work out the logic of that too. FML

by Anonymous / 09/25/2015 at 10:36pm / Australia / Love

Today, I had to listen to my coworker complain about how working 19 hours a week leaves her with no time to go to the doctor and get her bronchitis treated. Meanwhile I work 40 hours a week, as well as doing 18 credit hours at school, and she refuses to cover her mouth. FML

by sobusy / 09/25/2015 at 1:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Work