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LudicrousLadybug
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 October 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 493
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LudicrousLadybug : Yo.
I am Khiande, you can call me that, Ladybug, or anything you think of that isn't insulting.
Umm. I'm the person on the left in the picture.. just for clarification, y'know?
I'm a total foodie. If I'm not baking or looking up recipes, I'm asleep, dreaming of food. It's either that or facebook.
Me=Perfectionist. I was trying not to use "I" so much. :/
I am a professional smartalec. I get paid with self satisfaction and megalomaniac-ness.
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I'm bored.

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Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17885) - you deserved it (4004)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:14am - love - by sari14 - United States (Virginia)

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22946) - you deserved it (7172)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:30am - misc - by muffingirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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