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Today, my elderly neighbor had asked me to take her to her early morning doctor's appointment. I arrived at her house at 7:30 as agreed, and she appeared to have forgotten who I was. She started lobbing eggs out of her window at me, telling me she wasn't interested in what I was selling. FML
by she sure has an arm. / 02/28/2013 at 6:57am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish byproduct. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML
by firestar772 / 02/11/2013 at 10:48am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, a tenant in my apartment block told me about a nice shady place behind our building where he often goes to relax. Curious, I went looking for it. It was a quiet and secluded courtyard. At least until a man came out of nowhere waving a hammer in my face, screaming in a foreign language. FML
by Anonymous / 02/06/2013 at 6:14pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
by Stunned / 02/04/2013 at 4:15am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous
by fernie vazquez / 06/10/2012 at 5:16am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
by Never Work With Animals or Children / 05/26/2012 at 7:06am / United States (California) / Kids
by Jarryd / 02/10/2012 at 12:40am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by cjy152 / 09/21/2011 at 10:44am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by 5.9Cummins / 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by Hank Gummyworm / 06/16/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by wtfisthisworldcomingto / 04/25/2011 at 8:11am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 11:06am / United States (South Carolina) / Kids
by JJMan217 / 04/03/2011 at 3:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous