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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I did a 'dine and dash' and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because my younger brother assumed all PS3's could grill stuff because "Youtube told him." FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 3:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my sister and I bought new cell phones. We both wanted the same phone in red, but the guy told us that there was only one red phone left. Flirting with him, I said "You should give the prettier sister the red phone." My new phone is black. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 12:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 12:36am - health - by Ashy104 (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I looked at my father's facebook for the first time in a month to see his status and it said "making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 11:08pm - love - by bitchface (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I come home for lunch. I see a sandwich on the table with a note saying "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I see another note from my girlfriend next to it saying "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step mother. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 10:45pm - misc - by SingleWorker (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was "ugh". FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 11:35am - work - by WesJaz (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after being constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good. I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me. Then he added, "What's funny is it looks nothing like you!" FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 10:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML
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On 12/02/2009 at 12:57am - love - by j.b. - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML
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On 12/01/2009 at 7:49pm - misc - by reptar2009 (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML
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On 12/01/2009 at 5:48pm - misc - by horribledriver (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I realized that you should never teach your 6 year old child how to use the microwave, unless you want to be cleaning melted pet fish for about half an hour. FML
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On 12/01/2009 at 5:24pm - kids - by poopiemanlol - Canada (Ontario)
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