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Luckyasian7
  • Town/Country : Portland, U.S.A
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 October 1998 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 12
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Luckyasian7 : I like bagels.

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Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML

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On 01/30/2013 at 7:21am - love - by Denki (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I saw a lady who had fainted. I ran over to help, only to find out that she was unstable and had a knife in her hand. She was pointing it at me, and growled threateningly every time I tried to move away. It took the cops an hour to defuse the situation. FML

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On 01/29/2013 at 4:48am - misc - by thegirlofthedad (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

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On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

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On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)



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