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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 October 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 158
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Luckyasian7 : I like bagels.

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Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

#20796032
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60228) - you deserved it (4381)

On 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by notenoughunderwearintheworld (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. They were having signings, but only the first one hundred could get one. When I finally got to the desk, they said I was number hundred and one, and to get lost. FML

#20795083
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52449) - you deserved it (4103)

On 07/21/2013 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML

#20485957
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35367) - you deserved it (4046)

On 01/30/2013 at 7:21am - love - by Denki (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML

#19469914
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26997) - you deserved it (5231)

On 04/15/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by Gayeveryday (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I got my new work schedule. I really need the hours. The boss says he can't give me more because the economy is bad. However, he did find enough hours to hire his son last week. This week? Most of my hours were erased and given to the new employee; his daughter. FML

#8116089
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25576) - you deserved it (1850)

On 02/11/2010 at 12:03am - work - by suuuucks (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

#48381
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43281) - you deserved it (9513)

On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)



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