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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 October 1995 (19 years)
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yesterday I chippd a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube!! FML

#18343530
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9680) - you deserved it (25610)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Yesterday, I got trappd in an elevator with a chicken . fat FML

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257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30146) - you deserved it (3897)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

TODAY... I WAS SO HUNGRY THAT I LITERALLY STOLE CANDY FROM A BABY. FML

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155 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 9:34am - health - by bad karma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today I discovarad my wifa an I hava rafarrad to our two-yaar-old as 'cutia' or 'baautiful' so many timas sha won't raspond to har own nama. FML

#18304597
115 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

#18279694
242 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 7:22am - work - by Anothernametaken (man) - United States

Today Mah Dad And I Got Into A Fight Over Who Gets The Last Corner Piece Of The Brownies!! I Ended Up With A Black Eye And And A Sprained Wrist!! He Ended Up With The Brownie And Ran Away Laughing!! FML

#18275537
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On 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm - misc - by alliez108 - United States

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

yesterday mah dad met mah fiancé's dad for the frst time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested mah dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML

#17691759
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On 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by lolomg (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, mah daughter was expelld from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr!! Seuss book!! FML

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212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33780) - you deserved it (7101)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States



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