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by yollew / 11/25/2011 at 1:27am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 5:35am / United Kingdom / Work
by bad karma / 11/21/2011 at 9:34am / United States (Florida) / Health
by BadFather / 11/21/2011 at 1:23am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
by Anothernametaken / 11/18/2011 at 7:22am / United States / Work
by alliez108 / 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by lolomg / 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Intimacy
by sadsadperson / 09/07/2011 at 4:51am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by me / 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Kids
by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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