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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2002
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Lucas51 : -Im a laid back person who loves playing video games, playing sports, and hanging out with friends. Message me!

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Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

#16522154
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43187) - you deserved it (3592)

On 06/05/2011 at 11:29pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

#16374822
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7627) - you deserved it (70444)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

#16370562
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36615) - you deserved it (3719)

On 05/27/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

#16278743
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33041) - you deserved it (7062)

On 05/21/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

#16218945
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45924) - you deserved it (7538)

On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

#16218945
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45924) - you deserved it (7538)

On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

#16169290
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61361) - you deserved it (4690)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML

#16161351
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37702) - you deserved it (9741)

On 05/13/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by f*cks_sake - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

#16038977
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31211) - you deserved it (5215)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:12pm - misc - by wiper -

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

#16031811
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40113) - you deserved it (3391)

On 05/03/2011 at 12:32pm - love - by moetplease - Singapore

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

#15846054
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46287) - you deserved it (5690)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML

#15840429
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26951) - you deserved it (2897)

On 04/18/2011 at 10:33pm - misc - by MyS3lf - United States

Today, during a major argument with my girlfriend, I shoved a door open, which then rebounded and hit me in the face. I'm not sure which is more pathetic: that I was savaged by a door, or that I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain the huge black eye to my coworkers. FML

#15787937
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8585) - you deserved it (31315)

On 04/14/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

#15510596
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28494) - you deserved it (9874)

On 03/27/2011 at 6:06am - animals - by StinkyDogs (man) - United States (California)

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34686) - you deserved it (48663)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)



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